ANC to investigate causes of lightning.

I had to copy this. What a laugh! KwaZulu-Natal MEC for co-operative governance and traditional affairs Nomsa Dube on Monday called on the national department of science and technology to investigate the causes of lightning after seven people died in lightning strikes.

"We will do an investigation and talk to the department of science and technology on what is the cause of the lightning. Scientists from the department could perhaps help us and come up with instruments that could help community members protect themselves against lightning. The department has dealt with floods and fires, but lightning was new to us." said Nomsa Brightspark Dube.

That joke about having an electrifying personality is only funny for so long. It's really annoying when you get zapped every time you touch something.

Now with that new lightning thing, there's a whole new world we can barely fathom. We shall call upon the spirits for guidance, visit a sangoma, and eat the powerful medicine of human body parts, a bowl of stewed anuses and dicks, the bones will show us the way, then our ancestral spirits will send messages regarding the bird of lightning who is punishing the wicked and evildoers who are guilty of theft and murder and have been sent to a bad heaven. If all else fails we will arrange the slaughter a bull.