Prostitutes, Beer and The SA Economy

The South African Government is sending each of us a R10 260 rebate. If we spend that money at The Plaza, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer, it will go to India. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car, it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the South African economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in SA.

I’ve been doing my part…..”