The Auditor-General is set to be called in to help solve the numerical mystery of how the PAC, who could only muster 23 votes in the 2009 election, can suddenly lay claim to having an army of 3000 soldiers.
The mystery was highlighted after warnings appeared on the PAC's Facebook page on Thursday, suggesting an army of nearly 3000 soldiers was standing by to kill white people within 24 hours.
A spokesperson for the Auditor General, Numbers Vilikazi, said that while on the surface the figures didn't stack up, investigation could expose plausible explanations. "It could be former Cope mercenaries who switched sides in order to see more action," he said.
"Or perhaps the PAC has forged a deadly alliance with Amway. It would certainly explain how an organisation with nothing to offer could show such exponential growth."
Vilikazi said that no matter what, the PAC's claims were serious and should definitely be investigated. "Even if it is just to find out how they plan to do it," he said. "Each soldier would have to kill 1500 white people for the plan to work.
"And however you look at it, that's a lot of ears to wear on a string around your neck," he said.
Meanwhile a spokesperson for white South Africans, Charles Albumen, said he didn't expect white-folk to behave any differently as a result of the threat.
"An army of 3000 people is usually quite easy to spot," he said, "Especially if they all move around together."
He said that as a precautionary measure it was being recommended that white people avoid places where large groups of black people, who could be the PAC's secret army, might congregate.
"Post office queues. Mini-bus taxis. Townships. Those are the sort of places we are advising our previously advantaged brethren to avoid," he said.
Albumen said that because those were places white people never visited anyway it would pretty much be business as usual for them.
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