Ras Fried Chicken Unplucked wants to cluck the national anthem for the 2010 games

Pieter Stuurman, a car guard in Randburg says he can do a better job than Ras Dumisani. He admits he also doesn’t know the Xhosa and the English segments of the anthem, but he says he can improvise.

So far his version goes something like this:

Nkosi soek ’n le plek in Afrika, mal ou pak a mes op Donderdag, yo! Jy is my tandarts Zoe, jy toe, Nkosi soek a le plek, Tina is ‘n pora, yo! He says he is still working on the rest. He says he can sing it on cue and nobody will notice the difference.