The big question:
"WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"
............and this is how they responded to the question:
JULIUS MALEMA:
We don't care whether the chickens crossed or did not cross the road. We will fight & kill if comrade chickens crossed comrade Zuma's road!
SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question.
GEORGE W. BUSH, JR:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
NELSON MANDELA:
Never again, will the chicken be questioned for crossing the road. This is an ideal for which I am prepared to die.
THABO MBEKI:
We need to establish if really there is a connection between the chicken and the road.
ROBERT MUGABE:
For all of these years the road has been owned by the white farmers. The poor underprivileged chicken has waited too long for that road to be given to him and now he is crossing it in force with his fellow war veteran chickens. We intend taking over this road and giving it to the roadless chickens so that they can cross it without fear of retribution from Britain who promised money to institute road reform. We will not stop until all roads less chickens have roads to cross and the freedom to cross them.
Naizvozvo hapana rimwe bato kunyanya MDC, richabatsira huku idzodzi kuyambuka mugwagwa yakavakwa neBuritishi. Ayiwa taramba.
JACOB ZUMA:
I am gravely suspicious that this question is being asked with a malicious intention to trap me, send the Scorpions to raid my chicken run, haul me before the courts and charge me for the chicken that walked across the road towards me as it was running away from an advancing light shower!
BILL CLINTON:
"I did not have any sexual relations with that chicken".
DR IRVIN KHOZA:
This chicken was beginning to think like an irresponsible K@ff*r. (Nigger)
STEVE KOMPELA:
We need to understand that it ' s very difficult and detrimental to ignore the speed at which the chicken was running, or the landscape, there could be other mitigating factors that led to the transgression, for example, the temperature on the day.
SIYABONGA NOMVETE:
What kitchen?
MORGAN TSVANGIRAI:
It will only be detrimental for the chicken to cross the road. As we all know that the negotiations are not progressing as per our agreement with the ruling party yavaMugabe.
THABO MBEKI:
(Latest version) Well as far as we know the road is still in good condition, everything is okay, the chicken is also doing fine...so the crossing of the road never happened...and we are happy with the situation.
PATRICE MOTSEPE:
How much is the road, plus the chicken?
TITO MBOWENI:
We need a tollgate there, and charge these chickens when they cross the road...by the way, that chicken will cost the average South African an extra 5 Rand from next Wednesday....
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.
POLICEMAN:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I ' ll know why.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
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